Noted on Twitter: #CandyHeartRejects

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Valentine’s Day #CandyHeartRejects

Storified by Maclean’s Magazine· Thu, Feb 14 2013 02:16:03

Valentine’s Day is full traditions, be it flowers, chocolates, or anything else that sets a romantic mood. And then there are the candy hearts with a special word or two written on them. Sometimes the message is as sappy as “BE MINE” or “I❤U”, but at least they are better than some alternatives seen on Twitter. In preparation for Valentine’s Day, ill-conceived heart candy messages were trending under the hashtag #candyheartrejects. Here are some of the, ahem, more PG tweets.
#CandyHeartRejects http://pic.twitter.com/dIHttguVJordan Heiden
PLEASE B THINNER #CandyHeartRejectsBrian Lynch
#CandyHeartRejects http://pic.twitter.com/u0ciSlXnDL Thurston
Some of the best #Candyheartrejects Leigh
RT @aughtomat: WISH U WERE BEER #candyheartrejects http://pic.twitter.com/H217to3sKia Ruhkamp
Call me Maeby. #candyheartrejectsArrested Development
#CandyHeartRejects http://pic.twitter.com/jrNTPsB1Brittany Watkins
Lets just be friends….. #candyheartrejectsAmy Cimorelli
#CandyHeartRejects http://pic.twitter.com/TQrSuFvAnatalie pond
#candyheartrejects You’ll Always Have Your Workmaura johnston
#CandyHeartRejects http://pic.twitter.com/NeLDjEs2White Goodman
You don’t need the calories #candyheartrejectsTom Brady’s Ego
Forget-Me-Now. #candyheartrejectsArrested Development
RT @SarahThyre: I’M OLD #candyheartrejects http://yfrog.com/oedynurjgroovehouse
YOU HAD ME AT HELL-NO #candyheartrejectsJazzy
RT @metzzzz_: My Valentine’s Day pajama shorts #CandyHeartRejects http://pic.twitter.com/yBjPMVyUChristopher Schuhart
RT @Wells_Jacob: #CandyHeartRejects http://pic.twitter.com/kNqez2TwGwen Anderson
#candyheartrejects http://twitpic.com/c3hay6Steve Richardson
RT @courtneyreadman: #candyheartrejects http://pic.twitter.com/5tAYWiBiTINA TUMMY
RT @jaseellis: hahahah best so far today @healingmuse: RT @kmjones234: @healingmuse #candyheartrejects http://pic.twitter.com/mp2gYEqW bwaaaaaaaa – tip please!!!Kødie Elizabeth
#NoSweetStuff @gamecockmomma @cullyinthehouse #candyheartrejectsbrandi
I GOOGLED YOU #candyheartrejects #catfishNev Schulman
#candyheartrejects http://pic.twitter.com/jbMCR8M1Casey Hassencahl
But when candy hearts fail, there’s always poetry.
RT @jswifty250: #CandyHeartRejects http://pic.twitter.com/0PJsVuGkOOHLALAyayyyy



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Noted on Twitter: #CandyHeartRejects

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