A dispatch from the front lines of the new French revolution

Farewell to Quebec

Following on Patricia Treble’s <a href="https://macleans.ca/article.jsp?content=20080425_132502_7228">piece</a>, here are 10 even better and more surefire ways to revive Grey’s Anatomy:
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<li>Two words: Cha.Chi.</li>
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<li>Effective immediately, every single cast member gets a nickname that starts with “Mc” – McFoxy, McStacked, McPudgy, McAnorexic, McJerkwad, McMcDonald&#8230;</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>Shockingly reveal that entire series has taken place in the mind of a child – a dumb, horny child.</li>
</ul>
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<li>All scripts performed as written, but now with lightsabers and wookiees.</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>Whenever a scene lags a little, have a character blurt out: “I can’t wait to see the Sex and the City movie! Can you wait to see the Sex and the City movie?”</li>
</ul>
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<li>Goodbye Seattle Grace Hospital – hello Pacific Princess!</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>Don&#8217;t change a thing except everyone is now a psychic detective.</li>
</ul>
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<li>All weepy, emotional montages henceforth set to Mambo No. 5.</li>
</ul>
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<li>Puppies! In every hallway and closet – just tons of puppies.</li>
</ul>
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<li>I don’t know: maybe stop making the show so McCrappy?</li>
</ul>

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