Since most of us are home from the summer from college (at least for a little while, anyway), we’re likely going to hear the following 3 questions a lot.
Obviously, telling Mom, Dad and Grandma about some stuff is OK. But the following items are things you might want to avoid when it’s your turn to talk at the dinner table. (I’m not condoning or encouraging any of the following acts. That’s for your peer-pressuring friends to do.) (I’m also not condoning or encouraging lying to your parents about everything. Just the things they don’t need to know.)
(Also, you may want to edit this list if your parents are any or all of the following: unbelievably understanding, hippies or convicted felons who continue to sell crack to support their heroin addiction.)
OK then. Here are some things you shouldn’t tell your parents when it comes to describing your year at college.
And, just so nobody pees themselves or anything, here are some things (in no particular order) you might want to fess up to:
Any other things you might want to lie about not share with your family? Let me know!
– photo by Will Humes