I’ve got to start my essay. In a minute.


After procrastinating all weekend, I vowed to myself that I would get to work on my religious studies essay.

Right away.

I would do nothing all day but research and take notes. I wouldn’t stop until I had a rough draft.

Instead, I somehow ended up watching the History Channel.

I learned why the Great Pyramid of Giza is one of the Seven Wonders of the world. I learned the origin of the phrase, “Worth your weight in salt.” And then promptly forgot it.

And I still haven’t started my essay.


I’ve got to start my essay. In a minute.

  1. seeing how no university in the country offers “pre-med”…and you can’t even start your essay…don’t you think describing yourself as a “pre-med” student is a bit premature???

  2. Unfortunately Scott, i guess your going to get jerks e-mailing you every now and then. Keep up the good work!!!
    p.s. I love the History channel :)
    head larkie

  3. I sympathize…
    I have an essay to write on the struggle between Christianity and pagan beliefs in Beowulf.
    Woke up this morning determined to finish it… 7 hours later I have read ever Hansard available online and watched a documentary on gangs in Boston.

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