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Canada loses


 

Just getting the jittery self-loathing out of the way early: I don’t actually think we were expected to qualify in the men’s ski jump.


 
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  1. "Self-loathing?"

    Well, I'm happy to see such self-reflection and candour from you. What's brought that on? Mid-life crisis?

  2. Thanks for the headline heart attack, Coyne.

  3. WHAT'S WRONG WITH CANADIAN SKI JUMPING! I DEMAND A SYMPOSIUM.

  4. We remain tied with Algeria in the medal standings.

  5. I saw a picture of a Maclean's columnist wearing a helmet in last week's mag – are you moonlighting as a ski jumper?

  6. 'Course, I suppose calling it the men's ski jump is a bit redundant.

  7. Perhaps we'd have qualified had they let the women's teams compete.

  8. This Games has been a complete bust.

    The only thing that could make it worse is a horribly cheesy theme song with a chorus of children singing about bringing the world together and holding hands.

    • Or one child singing, off stage, while a "cuter" child lip-synchs.

    • Everyone take note. As of 5:00 pm EST, 12 Feb 2010, hours before they even begin, the Winter Olympics have already been "a complete bust."

      Thanks for the heads up, Big Dave.

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