Guess who’ll be “winning” in Canada? Charlie Sheen’s live one-man show, “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option,” will be playing several major cities, including Toronto, which will get him at Massey Hall on Thursday, April 14th. The actor hasn’t said much about what the show will be like, except that it is “where you will hear the real story from the Warlock,” but it’s expected that he will rail against his enemies and particularly his former Two and a Half Men boss Chuck Lorre. There is no word on who will be directing the show. Maybe Julie Taymor. She’s got some free time too.