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Evidence of unicorn found, says North Korean news agency


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Unicorns exist! Or at least they did at one time, according to a report from North Korea’s Central News Agency.

“Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom (B.C. 277-A.D. 668),” says the report.

So, not only have archaeologists confirmed the unicorn lair, they have actually reconfirmed something they, and every four-year-old girl, already knows. Unicorns are real.

“Korea’s history books deal with the unicorn, considered to be ridden by King Tongmyong, and its lair,” director of the History Institute, Jo Hui Sung, is quoted as saying.

To give North Korea a little credit, the news agency just says that they have reconfirmed the lair of the unicorn, and not the unicorn itself. Finding a unicorn would just be crazy, but finding its living quarters helps prove that North Korea’s version of history is factual.

Or maybe something got lost in translation.

Meanwhile, The National Post is quoting a U.S. study that says Bigfoot exists and is the result of a woman mating with an “unknown hominin.”

Watch for forthcoming evidence on the Loch Ness monster and the yeti in coming weeks.

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Evidence of unicorn found, says North Korean news agency

  1. Listen, the Pope just told us Christmas is rubbish, and Pat Robertson announced the world is not just 6000 years old….so now we have unicorns in N Korea.

    Either our calendars are wrong and it’s actually April 1….or lots of people are into early eggnog….or that Mayan thing has started….!

  2. Something important to character

    1st of all: Aztec, it’s the Aztec Calendar, Mayan is

    2nd of all: The Pope is a liar, a pedophile, and the
    antichrist (in my opinion), along with the Church itself (ever heard of the

    2nd of all: Pat Robertson is just another preacher that
    feeds off the money from people who pay to watch his sermons (I mean really?
    When did religion become the “Faith Business?” When did Christ ask for money
    before speaking?)

    4th of all: North Korea just wants to make the US jealous
    with an “amazing!” discovery. Someone had said they found a dragon’s lair a few
    years ago, where are the carcasses?

    Do your research, honey

    • Who are you talking to?

      This is a news report from N Korea reported here by Emily Senger….and it’s her you’re replying to.

      I am not Emily Senger.

      Now lighten up and sort yourself out.

  3. North Korean unicorns are just like your other everyday unicorns only they have a capability to shoot nuclear warheads out of their ass.

  4. and im christs daughter lol