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I, for one, welcome our new wolf overlords


 

DNA evidence has confirmed that an animal shot in New Brunswick last month was a wolf, the first killed in that province since 1876. Meanwhile, experts believe an animal killed recently in Newfoundland was also a wolf, the first spotted there since the 1920s. The evidence here points to one of two conclusions. Either wolves are returning to the Maritimes after being hunted to near-extinction decades ago or wolves are taking over Canada, starting from the east and moving inexorably west, conquering a terrified populace one province at a time. It’s impossible for me to say which is true. I am not a scientist. But stay tuned here for more updates. (Hears howling in the background. Looks over shoulder. Flees.)


 
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I, for one, welcome our new wolf overlords

  1. Despite the epic stupidity of the movie “The Grey”, there has never been any conclusive evidence of a wolf attacking a human. You needn’t worry.

    • That’s EXACTLY what the wolves want you to think.

      • Never cry wolf!

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