Monkey Uprising: Spain is Lost


MADRID (Reuters) – Spain’s parliament voiced its support on Wednesday for the rights of great apes to life and freedom in what will apparently be the first time any national legislature has called for such rights for non-humans.


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Monkey Uprising: Spain is Lost

  1. This is how we start the take over. 1st we got rid of Charlton Heston,AKA (George Taylor), next get the French to blow up the Statue of Liberty,and then everything is ready for the Planet of the Apes!

  2. Thank you for your important work in monitoring this alarming trend. I feel a website – MonkeyWatch, perhaps? – is in order.

  3. I want to know which are the greater threat – the monkeys or the robots (or the homicidal scientists who have trained the monkeys to control the robots)?

  4. Andrew — you’re welcome. I will consider setting up monkeywatch.com — sort of like Danel Pipes’ CampusWatch, but for monkeys and their collaborators and useful idiots amongst the humans.

    As for the relative threat of monkeys and robots, that is a very good question. Perhaps someone needs to start keeping tabs on the robot uprising as well.

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