We should have known it couldn’t be true: those glasses would have fogged up every time she blew to cool down her Stryrofoam cup of coffee before taking a sip. She would have missed half the action wiping them off. Now, it’s confirmed by Levi Johnston, the 19-year-old who was supposed to marry her daughter, that Sarah Palin rarely attended her son’s hockey games. As well, the former vice-presidential candidate and Alaskan governor apparently didn’t fish or shoot much. Well, we don’t mind so much about that part. But missing all those early mornings rinkside—that’s a matter of character. Shame.