Segway the Chinese way


Here are a few members of China’s anti-terror police unit practicing shooting people in preparation for the upcoming Olympics. I can’t decide if this is scary or funny. More evidence that the Segway is ridiculous taking over the world. Read more here.

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Segway the Chinese way

  1. The Segway will prove a devastating asset for fighting forces. Now soldiers and paramilitary units will be able to converge on a trouble spot THREE TIMES FASTER than if they had been simply strolling distractedly. Assuming relatively flat terrain and minimal puddle coverage, snowfall, fences etc. Tremble, bad men!

  2. I anxiously await the first Hollywood blockbuster Segway chase scene. Walk faster Jason Bourne! They’re gaining on you!

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