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Show me “peel the banana”


 

A troop of performing monkeys instructed in the martial art of taekwondo has taken revenge on their trainer.
(thx Reevely)


 
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Show me “peel the banana”

  1. Everybody was kung-fu fighting
    Those monkeys were fast as lightning
    In fact it was a little bit frightning
    But they fought with expert timing

  2. Man…… Just when I thought I'd found my brother the perfect Holiday gift you have to bring it to my attention that a troop of Taekwondo monkies exist out there. Now the Slap Chop no longer seems like the brilliant gift it did prior to reading this article.

    Thanks a lot Andrew.

  3. We have officially squandered our evolutionary advantage. Should've limited them to Tai Chi.

  4. They look a lot like macaques – the same species that terrorizes folks in Kuala Lumpur. There were lots of warnings and tales of group monkey attacks when I visited there some years ago. Such angry monkeys…

  5. Just goes to show that we should never teach anybody anything. It will just come back and hurt us in the end.

  6. You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God, damn you all to hell!

  7. Wouldn't you if you were a monkey that knew Tae Kwon Do?

    • I bet the trainer's glad he didn't go with his first idea: fencing monkeys.