“The bondage and corruption imposed on the majority by the French minority shall end!”

We here at Deux Maudits Anglais Central constantly fret about giving credence to whack jobs. Linking to, say, these guys lends an air of legitimacy to what is essentially a fringe movement. Since both Phil and I have dedicated our lives to the furthering of the public discourse, it doesn’t seem worth it to waste our precious time on the crazies.

But what the hell. I stumbled on this as I ate my Marmite on toast squares this morning. It is some of the funniest copy I’ve read in years. Seriously. Whoever wrote this stuff should contact DMA Central post haste. At the very least, he can write our headlines. “The United States of Freewest.” Pure gold.