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Yo mama was a knuckle dragger, and other primate insults


 

So it turns out that chimps aren’t living fossils of our shared primitive past, that our shared ancestor was was no knuckle-dragger, and was probably a lover not a fighter:

“It is the chimps and gorillas that have been evolving like crazy in terms of limbs and locomotion, not hominids,” said Kent State University anthropologist Owen Lovejoy, a senior scientist on the research team. “We took a different tack. We went social.”

Easy there, Owen. That “we went social, they went crazy” line is just fuel on the fire of the monkey uprising:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_am3uTrMhU&feature=player_embedded


 
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Yo mama was a knuckle dragger, and other primate insults

  1. Planet of the Apes, heed the warning.

  2. But does he prefer Starbuck's drip coffee, or VIA?

  3. Is this Maclean's?
    Or some random idiot failing miserably to be funny?

    I thought this was Maclean's.