Turns out they elected Demi and Ashton

I pledge to keep my last meal down, although this video doesn’t make that job easy:

I pledge to keep my last meal down, although this video doesn’t make that job easy:

We spent the weekend in Washington DC, playing tourist, and I can report that the Obama presidency’s first week was exciting even to some people who aren’t insufferably twee. But they didn’t make it into the video.