Your seat projections have arrived (UPDATED) - Macleans.ca

Your seat projections have arrived (UPDATED)

At this point, everybody is losing

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Fascists

Visitors

Commies

Traitors

Ewocs

Hermits

Lispop

151

75

34

48

0

0

DemocraticSpace.com

152

78

34

43

0

0

Ekos

146

69

44

48

0

1

ThreeHundredEight.com

147

80

35

45

0

1

Calgary Grit

150

74

35

48

0

0

ElectionAlmanac.com

144

90

30

44

0

0

AVERAGE

148

78

35

47

0

0

Above is a summary of the latest seat projections from a variety of sources. As can be seen, the consensus has the Fascists (Conservatives) short of the 155 seats needed for a majority, with the Visitors (Liberals — the former Crooks (2004/6) and Not a Leaders (2008)) making only a slight improvement on their dismal showing last time out. The Commies (NDP) and Traitors (Bloc) are down slightly from their 2008 totals, though these projections may not reflect the rise in NDP support the polls have been picking up in recent days.

Oh, and the Ewocs (an acronym, from the immortal Tabatha Southey epithet for the Greens, “Europeans without cigarettes” — though it also has a pleasing furry-critter connotation)? Shut out again.

In sum: at this point everybody is losing.

UPDATE: Refreshed with new numbers from Ekos and ThreeHundredEight.com!