I asked my followers on Twitter to suggest Secret Service code names for incoming president Donald Trump. (Bill Clinton was “Eagle.” Barack Obama is “Renegade.”) Here are some of my favourites (put your own suggestions in the comments):
Mango – @JessMorganTO
Yugehands – @jm_mcgrath
Chapter 11 – @ryanwright
Gloaty McGloatface – @lisagabrieletv
Трумп – @kedminson/@NancyLynn_NS
Pussyhawk – @khannaford
Agent Orange – @KrazyKanuck
Gold Plate – @BenMulroney
Toddler – @HappyGeek75
Oompa Loompa – @ScottatEmpyrean
Philby – @PatriciaTreble (Google it)
Eagle’s Nest – @TheTimDickert
Cheeto – @MikeMcPickles
Goldfinger – @kedmison (He might actually like that one)
Comrade – @DalorisG
Bigly – @Rmarkott
Hairhat – @BrownoftheGlobe
And the best two of the bunch (IMHO):
POUTS – @LeeHunter
The Apprentice – @EyesOnToronto