Maclean’s Donald Trump Tweet Predictor No. 2: Results

Here are the some of my favourite entries to this week’s challenge, as posted on Twitter to the hashtag #DTPredictor.

Scenario No. 2

Donald Trump repeatedly criticized Barack Obama for golfing too frequently during his time as president. But Trump, who owns a number of golf courses, is an enthusiast of the sport. He wakes one morning in spring to discover the New York Times has a front-page story detailing the number of times he has ditched work to go golfing.

 

#DTPredictor Dishonest media thinks I'm only golfing when I go golfing. When I play golf I also use twitter! SAD!

— Matt H (@EyesOnToronto) January 23, 2017

Failing NYT WRONG about me golfing. Working out deals with leaders BUILDING America! Hole in one for AMERICAN WORKERS! #MAGA #DTPredictor

— Cdn Politico (@CdnPolitico) January 23, 2017

#DTPredictor The failing New York Times spreading fake news. Never reported about Obama golfing! DISHONEST!Stay tuned for alternative facts!

— Jan Pitman (@JanPitman) January 23, 2017

LIES folkes! These are Alternative Facts! The media is out to get me! I am way more productive than Obama anyways. #DTPredictor

— Louise McNeill (@LouiseMcNeill1) January 23, 2017

#DTPredictor FAKE NEWS – I played once this year, shot a course record 59, but only played once. 3 holes in one. The best! The best!

— myles higgins (@myleshiggins) January 23, 2017

NYT says I ditch work to golf. More FAKE NEWS. Alternative facts clear: my #1 golf courses are where I do my TOP president work #DTPredictor https://t.co/OZZG2WbYEC

— Cheryl Smith (@CherMarieSmith) January 23, 2017

Failing New York Times forgets I was golfing with Russian Ambassador in front of record gallery! (had 3 birdies and won btw!) #DTPredictor https://t.co/q7TRcYdvUu

— Will Murray (@Will__Murray) January 23, 2017

How sad for a reporter to make fun of a guy with a handicap. #DTPredictor @scottfeschuk

— Peter Kirkpatrick (@pkirkpatrick) January 24, 2017

#DTPredictor Unpresidented attack on a GREAT president, magnificent sport. FAKE NEWS should be promoting my amazing properties…. I WON!!!

— Amy Rose (@amyelizrose) January 24, 2017

Another FAKE NEWS story by DISHONEST media! Golf is one of my many BIGLY job-creating businesses. I was working FORE America. #DTPredictor

— Suzannah Millette (@Suzannah_jM) January 24, 2017

#DTPredictor Handicapped NYT! Bad lie, but I'll get out of it with fantastic hands. Terrible Obama golfed more, gets a drop from the media!

— Craig D Henry (@CraigDHenry) January 24, 2017