An updated national tally of ‘Canadian’ medal winners that, basically, count for us
competes in the **** on Day 3 of the London 2012 Olympic Games at the Aquatics Centre on July 30, 2012 in London, England.
I wanted to get this to you before CTV breaks the news. Here’s an updated national tally of “Canadian” medal winners that, basically, count for us…
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Gold: 4
Women’s 100 m Butterfly: Missy Franklin (likes Nova Scotia, parents are Canadian)
Equestrian – Individual Eventing: Michael Jung (had an airport layover in Montreal in 1987)
Women’s Cycling – Road Race: Marianne Vos (once owned a Neil Young cassette)
Men’s Ice Hockey: (Victory in 2010 so awesome that the medal should totally carry over and count again)
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Silver: 5
Women’s 400 m freestyle: Allison Schmitt (kinda looks Canadian)
Women’s 100 m breaststroke: Rebecca Soni (guessed our national capital on the third try)
Men’s C-1 slalom: Sideris Tasiadis (we’ve got canoes in Canada too, right?)
Fencing – Women’s Individual Foil: Arriana Errigo (likes bacon)
Weightlifting – Men’s 56 kg: Wu Jingbiao (knows a Dave in Kelowna)
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Bronze: 13
Women’s 3 m Synchronized Diving: Emile Heymans and Jennifer Abel
Women’s 10 m Synchronized Diving: Roseline Filion and Meaghan Benfeito
Big piece of cardboard cut into 11 brownish circles