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Excerpt: Caitlyn Jenner on ‘The secrets of my life’

Before transitioning, Jenner considered stipulating in her will that she be buried in female attire, so that she’d finally be herself in death.


 
Caitlyn Jenner. (Ruven Afanador)

Caitlyn Jenner. (Ruven Afanador)

In Caitlyn Jenner’s new memoir, The Secrets of My Life, she says she has suffered from gender dysphoria since childhood and confirms that she underwent sex reassignment surgery in January. Jenner, 67, began life as Bruce and won fame as an athlete, capturing gold at the 1976 Montreal Olympic Games. She went on to become a TV personality. In her book, co-written by Buzz Bissinger, Jenner declares: “I am going to live authentically for the first time in my life. I am going to have an enthusiasm for life that I have not had in 39 years since the Olympics, almost two-thirds of my life.”

As for the removal of her penis, she observes, “I am also tired of tucking the damn thing in all the time…”

In her post-sport life, Jenner did some work for the drug manufacturer Merck. A 1990s speech Jenner made to the company’s sales force at the Marriott Hotel in Orlando, Fla., is the jumping-off point for the following excerpt from her autobiography:   

They only know what they see, which is the image I have carefully cultivated over those decades, which in turn is the image the media has bought into because it’s the irresistible story they want to tell: the Olympian who rose out of nowhere and was the son of a tree surgeon and went to a tiny college in the middle of nowhere and married his college sweetheart and spent almost half his life to win the gold medal. In doing so I have also come to represent, perhaps more than any other athlete of modern times, the America of hard work and realizing your dreams in which we all believe. The America I believe in no matter how unbelievable I have become to myself.

They know what they want to hear, a life defined by those two days at the Olympic stadium in Montreal, July 29 and 30, 1976, when I broke the world record and ran around the oval of the track afterward waving a small American flag handed to me by an adoring fan.

I was happy then, incredibly happy, proud of my country and myself. And it took less than 24 hours for me to realize that the greatest diversion in my life, the Grand Diversion, the day-in‐and‐day‐out training of the previous twelve years, was finished. Which raised the terrifying question any day and every day: what the hell am I going to do? What the hell am I going to do with my life? How much longer can I keep this up? How much longer can I hide and lie to those who still admire me and those I love?

I go to bed with frustration and shame. I wake up with frustration and shame.

Imagine denying your core and soul. Then add to it the almost impossible expectations that people have for you because you are the personification of the American male athlete. You can’t imagine it.

I am glad you can’t. Because it is unimaginable. Except to me. Because I am living it. Or trying to live it. Because you don’t really live. You just try to get by, pray that the conflict inside will, well, not go away completely, because you tried that already and it won’t, but maybe take a breather, move to the background of your mind instead of the foreground.

Those in the audience don’t know that despite my outgoing nature and a natural gift for small talk—because I do like people—I am always uncomfortable.

All they know is what they want to know. And all I know is to tell them what they want to know.

I am acting here because that’s how it has been almost for my entire life. I am playing Bruce because that’s what the people listening to me want. That’s what society wants. I get paid a lot of money for it. So I keep my mouth shut about who I am.

I finish up The Speech. I do the usual meet-and-greet afterward. I fake my way through by talking sports with the guys and making small talk with the women because I cannot relate what is in my heart. All I really want to do is get out of there and go up to my hotel room. The truth is I no longer give a rat’s ass about The Speech. I do it so I can make a living, but I really do it so I can get out on the road. Because it is only on the road that I can feel any self‐fulfillment; my wife, Kris, will not permit any of this behavior at home, just like my two wives, Chrystie and Linda, before her. She doesn’t want to see it or deal with it, so we never talk about it. Why would she? She fell for Bruce Jenner, not some porcelain doll knockoff. They all did.

I wasn’t totally honest with any of them. I was too ashamed. Too scared. But it was more than just that. Just like my ex‐wives, I couldn’t conceive of it either. Bruce Jenner?

Be serious.

Of all the people in the world, could anyone be more unlikely?

Bruce Jenner?

I lock the door to my suite at the Marriott and put out the do not disturb sign. I order room service, a tuna sandwich and a Diet Coke, and tell the waiter to just leave the tray outside the door. I turn on the television to sports that interest me, car racing and golf. There are several mirrors in the suite, which I like. The bathroom also has a makeup mirror, which I also like.

I’m in business.

The ritual actually begins before I even get to the Marriott. It starts at Los Angeles International Airport, where I have taken every possible precaution I can think of to get through security without incident.

Nobody enjoys packing. But try packing for a man and a woman. I have a female friend who buys clothing for me since I am too scared to do it myself. I tell her what I need and she looks for it. But given that I am six feet two inches tall and can’t try anything on in person, it’s hit or oftentimes miss. Shoes are particularly tricky because of my big feet, good for the events in the decathlon but not so good when you are trying to dress up without detection. The selection is further limited because I am assiduously avoiding heels that are too high: the last thing I need is to be taller. So it actually makes packing easier since I don’t have many options, either for this trip or the dozens of trips I have already taken.

I layer the outfits I am going to wear at the bottom, then I stuff a wig inside the sleeve of one of the garments and fold it over as extra precaution. I put my dark blue business suit on top along with assorted socks and shirts and underwear. This is before 9/11, so security isn’t nearly as stringent as it is today. If I am stopped and my luggage is searched for some reason, I can always say that I packed for both wife and husband. I have an excuse ready for any situation. Always think on your feet. Deny, deny, deny. But I still want to avoid questions, and a woman’s wig on the top layer is far more likely to cause snickers and speculation that Bruce Jenner is at a minimum an Olympian‐sized kinkster.

I always bring a box of clear plastic wrap, which in my own homegrown method of feminization I cinch tightly around my waist to heighten my hips and buttocks. And let’s not forget the little tube of Krazy Glue I use to do a makeshift facelift. After extensive trial and error and many different types of adhesives, I have learned that it adheres remarkably well, but it’s a bitch to get off if you use too much, removing a tiny patch of skin and leaving a visible red blotch.

Fortunately I have gone to the bathroom before security to remove the breast prosthesis I am wearing. I actually forgot once, and the alarm went off as I went through the metal detector. As the officer positioned his wand on my upper chest, I was convinced the detector had picked up something on the bra. I braced myself for being marched to a private room to remove my shirt, and I am pretty sure saying the prosthesis was for my wife would not have worked. The fear was palpable, until it turned out that the wand had picked up a zipper on the rain jacket I was wearing. I was a lot more careful after that.

In this particular line of work it is always better safe than sorry.

I unpack and lay the clothing I will wear on the bed. Because I’m not one to experiment in a situation such as this, two items are almost always the same. One is a black dress with spaghetti straps at a length just above the knee, because if I know anything about myself, it’s that the legs work. They have always been thin, much to the amazement of many, given my athletic success. I told them then that “my legs are made to go, not show.” Now it’s the opposite when I get the chance: my legs are there to show, not go. I can’t say the same thing about my arms—definite no show—so the other item is a black jacket to hide them.

I stole the clothing from Kris’s closet because it is quite sizeable and I do not think she will notice them missing. (By the time she discovered I had been “borrowing” them for several years, they had been stretched all to hell and she did not want them back anyway.)

It is my go‐to outfit, cute but not too formal, complemented with black shoes because as we all know black makes you thinner.

Applying makeup is always the most intense, and I sometimes think I work harder on that than I did to win the decathlon. Although I have gotten better, it is still not a given as to how exactly I will look. In the past, I secretly bought how‐to books since there was no one to help me.

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The eyes are the most important, because eyes of course are a window into the soul; you get the eyes right and everything else follows. They come out fine; I am definitely improving. But sometimes I get overconfident, and here I am, the world’s greatest athlete, sitting there with my hands shaking trying to put false eyelashes on, which only results in black glue all over my eyelids.

I leave the room. I usually take the stairs to the lobby to avoid getting stuck on the elevator with other guests. But I am on a high floor and don’t want to exit looking a mess. So I use the elevator. I don’t say a word because my voice, singsong and a little bit high‐pitched, a combination of Midwest solid and Massachusetts twang, will give me away instantly after so many years in the public spotlight. I turn my back as if I am a disinterested, stuck‐up broad, and I bend my knees a little bit to not look so tall.

I leave the elevator and walk around the lobby for twenty minutes, not a very good return on investment, since it took at least an hour to get dressed. It’s exciting to me, and I sometimes wonder if that is the driving force, finding excitement in a life that no longer has any excitement unless you call playing golf by yourself exciting, and believe me it’s not.

I walk to the end of the Marriott lobby and then turn around and go back up to the hotel room. I never linger. I never stop. I never go to the restaurant. I look for remote crevices and corners. I try to avoid eye contact as much as possible although I am acutely aware that I am being checked out. As Bruce Jenner I have already been checked out thousands of times.

The reason for the looks is different now. I am not too worried about being recognized, because even if someone thinks they see Bruce Jenner in a dress (which they did), nobody is still going to believe they just saw Bruce Jenner in a dress because Bruce Jenner is the last person you would ever expect to be wearing a dress if you have the slightest memory of the Olympics. The reaction that concerns me is whether or not I am presentable. The length of the glance is the key determinant: a quick one means no big deal, it’s just another woman. A longer one worries me, the implication being what the hell is that? Sometimes I think I look pretty darn good. Other times I feel like a thinner version of Big Bird, standing out for the world to see and snicker at after I pass. There are very few good things about getting old. Except that you shrink. So if I live to be one hundred, I will be five-foot-ten and maybe not feel so self‐conscious.

I think about these things.

I remember once in another hotel how a man came up to me in the lobby. I was convinced this was it—busted. Instead he smiled and handed me a rose. I returned the smile and got away from him as quickly as I could. The last thing I wanted was a conversation. In the dozens of outings I have made to hotel lobbies over the years, I have never had a conversation with anyone. But I was flattered.

I leave the Marriott and get into my rental car and drive around for an hour or so. This is something I also would do, depending on mood and how much time I have. I see a strip mall and park the car on the outskirts of the lot, as far away as possible from any security lights. I walk around for a little bit, holding the car keys in my hand in case of an unexpected encounter that requires a quick dash back to the car. Thank God I am in sensible shoes. I do not stay out very long, but even the freedom of walking around in the farthest corner of a mall parking lot is still momentarily liberating. It is incredibly exciting—the pulse quickens, the heart rate rises, a combination of giddiness and confidence and daring the world and happiness, sublime happiness.

Going back so many years to the age of ten, I am still trying to figure out why. Am I truly gender dysphoric, clinically defined by the American Psychiatric Association as “a marked incongruence between one’s experienced/expressed gender and assigned gender”? Am I maybe just a cross‐dresser deriving some sexual high? Sometimes I wonder if dressing up like this is the equivalent of having sex with myself, male and female at the same time. I have no concrete answers.

Occasionally I venture out even beyond the parking lot. Like the time I was staying at the Opryland Hotel in Nashville. The Opry Mills mall is across the street. There was a multiplex cinema and I thought, What the hell, why not go to the movies by yourself?

I went over earlier in the day and had Bruce buy the ticket. That afternoon I gave the “Finding the Champion Within” speech. I went back to the hotel room and got fully dressed as the woman inside me. Then I walked to the multiplex and went right inside the darkened theater since I already had my ticket. I wanted popcorn—you have to eat popcorn when you are watching a movie, otherwise there is little point. But I was too scared to go to the concession stand. Fortunately the movie was good and I got into it, and for two hours everything else stopped.

I left the theater afterward and had to go to the bathroom. I doubt that for anyone else there it was a complex decision—you have to go, so you go. For me it was Oh my God, now what am I going to do? I had actually used the women’s room before during previous outings. Like everything else I had a particular routine: I would wait outside to make sure no one else was entering. That way I could go in by myself and use the stall farthest away from the door. If somebody came in I would wait until she left. Then I would get the hell out of there.

The line for the women’s room was lengthy that day. There was no way I was going to wait. So I scuttled back to the hotel as quickly as I could and made it up to my room.

I am still feeling good about myself when I get back. Nobody suspected anything. But I have an early flight tomorrow, which means Bruce will be back, rise and shine. Everything has to come off, unless I have a late departure. Then I sleep with the makeup on all night and it smears all over the pillow (sorry, housekeeping). Outwardly my life is good: terrific children, a strong marriage (at least before Keeping Up with the Kardashians takes off), steady work, a public that likes me. I continue to have a positive image.

It is not enough. It will never be enough. At this point in my life in the 1990s, in my forties, I honestly don’t think I will ever get that peace in my soul. Concerns over family and the strictures of society are just too great.

I seriously think about putting a stipulation into my will that I be buried as was always my gender. Maybe that’s the best and only answer to be the woman I always was, wearing what I always wanted for more than twenty minutes in a hotel lobby or going to a movie in the dark or driving around aimlessly.

That’s the way I want to go to heaven. That’s the way I want God to see me so I can finally ask him:

Did I blow it? Was there more I should have done?

I yearn for the answer here on Earth. But until I find it I do what I do best. I play Bruce.

 

Excerpted from The Secrets of My Life by Caitlyn Jenner. Copyright © 2017

CJ Memories, LLC. Reprinted with permission of Grand Central Publishing.

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Excerpt: Caitlyn Jenner on ‘The secrets of my life’

  1. Every time I see this thing I throw up a little in my mouth.

    • Most people feel the same about your posts.

  2. This person whose surname is Jenner is an example of someone suffering from a psychiatric condition known as “Body Dysmorphic Disorder”.
    It is a complicated mental illness described briefly as a delusional state whereby the sufferer harbors conflicting negative thoughts and perceptions related to certain physical organs and/or physical appearance in general.
    The Media should be ashamed of itself for sensationalizing and taking advantage of these unfortunate individuals and subjecting them to public ridicule and scorn as some kind of “freak”.
    Unscrupulous physicians and surgeons who offer these people surgeries and hormone treatments should be charged with medical malpractice by their governing professional licensing organizations.
    The proper medical treatment for Body Dysmorphic Disorder is psychiatric; and should only be undertaken by an acknowledged experienced expert in this arcane field of psychiatry.

  3. This poor, poor man! He should have be treated with compassion, but also with the psychiatric help he so desperately needed. Given the physical mutilation, it’s too late. A true tragedy.