1. Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.—William Shatner
2. Longed for him. Got him. S–t.—Margaret Atwood
3. Batman Sues Batsignal: Demands trademark royalties.—Cory Doctorow
4. Bush told the truth. Hell froze.—William Gibson
5. Thought I was right. I wasn’t.—Graeme Gibson
Source: Wired.com