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‘A Canadian is someone who knows how to have sex in a canoe’

A provincial breakdown of who is most Canadian


 

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“A Canadian is someone who knows how to have sex in a canoe,” Pierre Berton once said. Here are the parts of the country where people claim to have rocked the boat:

The Maclean's Book of Lists, Volume 2

1. Ontario 14%

2. British Columbia 7%

3. Atlantic Canada 7%

4. Quebec 5%

5. Alberta 4%

6. Manitoba/Saskatchewan 2%

Source: Environics


The Maclean’s Book of Lists, Vol. 2, is now available at www.macleans.ca/bookoflists, in the iBookstore, and on newsstands June 24.


 
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‘A Canadian is someone who knows how to have sex in a canoe’

  1. There is a joke: (Q) “Why is light beer like sex in a canoe?” (A) Because they’re both fucking near water.” hahahaha

    • Jaysus mate. Do you eat with that same mouth?

  2. I call bullshit.

    • Use, “I call Sterculian rhetoric”.
      Sounds classier.

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