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Definition challenge: The voting
UPDATE: SeanStok wins! Take an e-bow, Sean. Thanks to all for your definitions and your votes: the Monday caption challenge resumes in the new year.
ignatieff n. a pair of self-aware eyebrows
This week’s magazine includes my look at the prevailing personalities of 2009 and the Fourth Annual List of Words That Ought to Be Added to the Dictionary. An example:
Feschuk’s dictionary, 2009 edition
Should-be new words, inspired by the year’s most infamous personalities and events
Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace, Prime Minister
Took in Handel’s Messiah last night at the National Arts Centre. A fine show, as always, but everyone left a bit disappointed at the lack of a Stephen Harper cameo. I figured for sure he’d come out and point to himself during the part about people walking in darkness seeing a great light.
The Mailbag: Tiger Woods, Rihanna, The Rapture, the square root of Kirstie Alley
Scott Feschuk answers your questions
Q: Tiger, what club should I use off the 7th at Pinecrest? A: I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.
A reminder that there’s still time to ask a question for this week’s Mailbag, which appears tomorrow. I’m toying with the idea of answering all the questions as though I were Tiger Woods, but I’m not sure I can type that much scripted remorse.
Caption Challenge No. 3: Your move, democracy
And the winner is . . .
We had something real, Tiger and I
But I missed the signs. Like when he called me Rachel, then Jamie, Jamie again, then Vijay
Monday Caption Challenge No. 3
Your turn to make Scott Feschuk laugh
Tiger Woods takes “indefinite break” from other women’s vaginas
(AP) – Tiger Woods said yesterday he is taking an “indefinite break” from other women’s vaginas to try to save his marriage.