Joe Wilson

The former CIA agent is working on a new spy novel

In light of Republican Joe Wilson’s shoutiness during the President’s address to Congress last week, U.S. legislators have dusted off ye olde Section 370 of the House Rules and Manual to review the precedent. Turns out you can’t call the President a “liar.” But you can refer to his government as “something hated” and/or his message as a “disgrace to the country.”

…Canada’s going to have to settle for the silver yet again.