Song Parody

I fully admit that my only reason for writing this song parody was the opportunity to write “Twitterin’” where the original song had “fritterin’,” but it kind of took on a life of its own. (The “Trouble” song from The Music Man is surprisingly hard to parody for a song that has few rhymes, because most of the song is metrical patter, so you have to write unrhymed lines that fit the original metre exactly, except for that one section near the end that’s just spoken.)