there *is* such thing as a tesseract
UPDATED: EKOS Weekly: Wait, you’re saying we’re not supposed to watch the pot boil? That’s just crazy talk.
Look! Movement! Microscropic movement so far within the margin of error that it should probably have its own metananomargin of error, unless that would plunge us into an Escheresque nightmare of ever diminishing circles and possibly shred the very fabric of the space-time-weekly-tracking-poll continuum, yes, but still: