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A plot summary of the movie Philadelphia, as edited by Jason Kenney


 

Andrew Beckett, a gay regular, normal lawyer, discovers he is infected with AIDS Pac-Man fever. He is fired by his law firm partners, who are prejudiced against gay people misunderstood. At a library, people move away from Andrew once they begin to suspect he is gay homeless and has AIDS dandruff. Andrew enlists the support of a homophobic smart lawyer who has a deep-seated intolerance but eventually comes to respect and accept Andrew a suit. On his deathbed, Andrew shares a tender moment firm handshake with Miguel, his boyfriend gardener. Moments later, Andrew passes away as a result of AIDS unknown causes.


 
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A plot summary of the movie Philadelphia, as edited by Jason Kenney

  1. This is hardly fair. Kenney doesn't have time to summarize every movie, after all.

    • His government did a great job on "Young People F***ing" however. Highly entertaining.

      • Ah yes, I remember Kenney's pitch. Youing People Filing. Telling us all about the importance of prompt and timely income tax returns.

        The More you Know

  2. Incredible Scott, another great peice of work. You're incredible Being hetero is totally cool.

  3. I pooed myself laughing.

    • Spit coffee all over my damn keyboard!

      • I pooed all over my damn keyboard!

  4. Scott, you can't possibly keep up with this guy.

    • That's because the comments are planted from laptops operated by both Trudeau AND Ignatieff!

    • I get why the comment above was disappeared (and my original reply as well!) but I do find it somewhat counterproductive perhaps.

      Sometimes, it's best to just let idiocy shine for all the world to see. No one could have possibly made a more eloquent argument against the ideas that OnTheJob was trying to express than his post itself made.

      His constant misspelling of "butt sex" was distracting though, wasn't it?

      • I agree — leave the obnoxious, offensive, even libellous posts up for all to see.

        Typos can be extremely provocative.

        • I agree, too. We should leave that kind of thing up.

          • The moderator here at Maclean's is quite obviously an aging, humourless, bitter homosexualist radical, as evidenced by his "RAH! HULK SMASH!" mindset when evaluating my commentary, which is getting zapped a little more frequently than I am happy with. The internet is MY turf, and we spell it "buttsecks" here, reference knowyourmeme.com.

            I'm sensing "single mom values" at play here, where a conservative commenting on topic and getting attacked by 20 angry trolls is "equally" responsible for the fuss.

          • The moderator here at Maclean's is quite obviously an aging, humourless, bitter homosexualist radical, as evidenced by his "RAH! HULK SMASH!" mindset when evaluating my commentary, which is getting zapped a little more frequently than I am happy with. The internet is MY turf, and we spell it "buttsecks" here, reference knowyourmeme.com.

            I'm sensing "single mom values" at play here, where a conservative commenting on topic and getting attacked by 20 angry trolls is "equally" responsible for the fuss.

  5. I can't wait to read his review of Brokeback Mountain.

    • I wish I could <span style="text-decoration: line-through;"> quit </span> recalibrate you.

    • I wish I could <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">quit</span> recalibrate you

      • Hahaha….

  6. Feschuk, why do you hate our soldiers?

  7. Wasn't the immigration minister in South Park ("who killed Kenney")?

  8. See, what's funny about this is that now that John Baird has been outed and Rob Anders is who-knows-where, Jason Kenney is now the most closet-door-busting MP in all of Ottawa. Layers and layers of irony.

  9. The new citizenship guide points out–rightly–that gender-based violence of any kind is a "barbaric practice" not tolerated in Canada because women are equal to men.

    I wonder why it doesn't also point out that orientation-based violence–hardly unheard of–isn't considered equally barbaric in Canada, because gays are equal to straights.

  10. ROTFL!!! Scott, you can't quit now! Write his version of Brokeback Mountain! Pleeeze! ;-)

    • Ennis: This is a one-shot thing we got goin' on here.
      Jack: It's nobody's business but ours.
      Ennis: You know I ain't queer Liberal.
      Jack: Me neither.

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