WINNER DECLARED: Inspired efforts from TheTigerTrainer, marikawashchyshyn, Catelli, Guy Smiley and bergkamp, among others, but I’m awarding victory to MaggiesFarmboy for: “And people said there was not enough French in my speech… ” Flip me an email (email@example.com) and I shall direct a prize yonder way!
And once again: I’m so, so sorry.
Just kidding, people. KIDDING.
I do have something for you. There IS a caption challenge.
But I warn you: it’s pretty gross.
Some may even call it unsettling. Powerfully so.
People of the internets, only those with the strongest and most robust of constitutions are advised to continue to scroll down to the disturbing image in question…
CONSIDER YOURSELVES WELL AND TRULY WARNED…
WARNED, I TELL YOU! VERILY WARNED AND DULY APPRISED!
Please stop screaming. You were warned.