Do you suppose there’s a collection of red sweaters that comes with the job? Or you do you imagine people just keep giving him red sweaters on his birthday and at Christmas and he has to keep pretending that each time he’s excited and surprised?
“Oh, wow, a red sweater. Perfect. Just what I needed. Thanks. You’re so right, this will really come in handy. Fantastic. Yeah, because, you know, the party’s colour is red and the sweater is red and, yeah, genius.”