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help name matthew mcconaughey’s love child


 

Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend, Camila Alves, has given birth to the couple’s first child – a boy. No name yet, which gives us all time to consult the odds and put down a wager, preferably while shirtless and high:

6-5 Bro

8-5 Stoner McGnarly

4-1 Jesus Christ II

9-2 Cool Ranch*

8-1 Dude

8-1 Duuuuuuude

10-1 Optimus Prime

12-1 Buddha von Reefer

15-1 Mr. Huggles

20-1

300-1 Trevor

* part of proposed sponsorship deal from Dorito’s


 

help name matthew mcconaughey’s love child

  1. Abs?

  2. I’m going to go with Optimus Prime on this one.

    What child wouldn’t want to be named after the leader of the autobots. Though knowing my luck by time the kid’s old enough to appreciate it Transformers will be a long lost memory of retro tv.

  3. cool site , thanks

  4. I’m going to place a bet on the Peace sign. Although we all know that when he lands a record deal, he will be known as “The Artist Previously Known As Matthew McConaughey’s Son.”

    I think that Jesus Christ II will come in at a close second.

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