Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend, Camila Alves, has given birth to the couple’s first child – a boy. No name yet, which gives us all time to consult the odds and put down a wager, preferably while shirtless and high:
6-5 Bro
8-5 Stoner McGnarly
4-1 Jesus Christ II
9-2 Cool Ranch*
8-1 Dude
8-1 Duuuuuuude
10-1 Optimus Prime
12-1 Buddha von Reefer
15-1 Mr. Huggles
300-1 Trevor
* part of proposed sponsorship deal from Dorito’s
FILED UNDER: sadly "keanu" already taken