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“He’s Obsessed With Breasts. That’s Hard to Say.”


 

The Cracked.com lists can be hit and miss, but their list of “The Six Most Gratuitously Cleavaged Women on TV” is amusing. Of course the list includes Khandi Alexander, most famous for leaving two shows after getting nothing to do for years (first NewsRadio, now CSI), but second-most famous for having her characters wear costumes that would get her fired from most real jobs.

Someone who knows more than I of the Boob Tube™ might chart the history of television cleavage, and the paradoxical way that it increases, rather than decreases, in times of increased TV censorship. The theory, I think, being that the FCC is going to slap fines on any Friends-style nipple incidents, so the producers might as well go with the minimum non-fineable amount of neckline. But, again, others know way more about this stuff than I do, and I don’t say that with pride. I think this is on the top of the list of things that every TV journalist should be an expert on.

(Subject heading courtesy of Elaine on Seinfeld. And on a tangential Elaine-related note, Julia Louis-Dreyfus’s show has just been picked up for another full season.)


 
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“He’s Obsessed With Breasts. That’s Hard to Say.”

  1. If the city fathers were equally as concerned about cleanliness as they are about toplessness, maybe, we could all be healthier. A topless waitress threatens the health and security of no one.

  2. What if a booby gets in the coffee? does the boobie’s booby get compensation

  3. Thank God for Montreal ! These people know what they are doing. Now only oif the rest of Canada could learn from them about la dolce vita :)

  4. If he cant make money in a pure way aka without hiring hookers, he needs to gtfo out of the way.

    Too dumb too bad NEXT

  5. The place was great for those of us who have no one. You work and then go home to an empty house or apt. Not all of us men like to go to strip bars and night clubs. Getting your meals served by beautiful naked women added a bit of spice in our lives. No one got hurt. Everyone smiled, even if sometimes it didn't show. Especially for for the old men who went there to forget and feel good for a bit. But it was all taken away by the "City Jerks". The ones who abuse their powers over issues that have no concern to th government but the individual him or herself.
    Shame, what a shame!

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