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Iran warns against travel to Canada


 

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Iran warns against travel to Canada

  1. Well, now WE know what it feels like to be warned against.

    We've certainly lost our boy scout image.

  2. It appears that Iran has mistaken our usual level of police incompetence and indifference for a deliberate policy.

  3. It appears that Iran has mistaken our usual level of police incompetence and indifference for a deliberate policy.

  4. According to the Iranian foreign ministry statement, the crime rate has soared in Canada recently, hence Iranian visitors may fall victim to various crimes in that country.
    Perhaps Stock was getting his intel from the same source.

  5. According to the Iranian foreign ministry statement, the crime rate has soared in Canada recently, hence Iranian visitors may fall victim to various crimes in that country.
    Perhaps Stock was getting his intel from the same source.

  6. "What commentary can one add…"?

    What? We have to tell you how to do your job now? You are a commentator, just babble on for a while. We ain't expecting Shakespeare.

  7. "What commentary can one add…"?

    What? We have to tell you how to do your job now? You are a commentator, just babble on for a while. We ain't expecting Shakespeare.

  8. Our own govt warns about 'rising crime rates' and is building new prisons to hold all these criminals they've found.

    Our treatment of 15 year old Khadr is well known globally, and a glance through any comment section of the media in Canada shows an unprecedented amount of racism and pure venom.

    The whole country gets it's panties in a bunch because two women show up in veils to vote.

    A Quebec town feels it necessary to issue a silly proclamation about what it will and won't allow….while having not one Muslim in the place.

    The govt goes so far as to say we will regard an attack on Israel as an attack on Canada, and respond accordingly.

    We went right along with Bush's pronouncement about 'an axis of evil' , and in fact the man who came up with the phrase is a Canadian.

    Then we wonder why people watching all this from Iran see us as a potentially dangerous country they shouldn't visit??

  9. Our own govt warns about 'rising crime rates' and is building new prisons to hold all these criminals they've found.

    Our treatment of 15 year old Khadr is well known globally, and a glance through any comment section of the media in Canada shows an unprecedented amount of racism and pure venom.

    The whole country gets it's panties in a bunch because two women show up in veils to vote.

    A Quebec town feels it necessary to issue a silly proclamation about what it will and won't allow….while having not one Muslim in the place.

    The govt goes so far as to say we will regard an attack on Israel as an attack on Canada, and respond accordingly.

    We went right along with Bush's pronouncement about 'an axis of evil' , and in fact the man who came up with the phrase is a Canadian.

    Then we wonder why people watching all this from Iran see us as a potentially dangerous country they shouldn't visit??

  10. This just in: Somalia has issued a travel advisory about Disneyland, warning Somalians that "the Pirates of the Caribbean ride may produce feelings of shock and horror because of its depiction of high seas lawlessness, and additionally there is a heightened risk of having your wallet stolen due to increased incidence of pickpocketing in the theme park".

  11. This just in: Somalia has issued a travel advisory about Disneyland, warning Somalians that "the Pirates of the Caribbean ride may produce feelings of shock and horror because of its depiction of high seas lawlessness, and additionally there is a heightened risk of having your wallet stolen due to increased incidence of pickpocketing in the theme park".

    • Yemen has warned its citizens not to buy printer cartridges from businesses located in Canadian provinces that have adopted the HST.

      • Afghanistan has issued a travel alert to its citizens contemplating a visit to Quebec Province in Canada, citing credible reports of widespread government corruption. "All non-essential travel should be seriously reconsidered," said the Afghan Foreign Office official, on the record. We can not report what was said off the record, but you should know that every journalist left the announcement US$150 poorer in order to return safely to the Kabul hotel.

  12. Yemen has warned its citizens not to buy printer cartridges from businesses located in Canadian provinces that have adopted the HST.

  13. " a number of Muslims, especially Iranian nationals, have been deported under different pretexts, while Ottawa actively hinders Iranian nationals who want to seek justice through the Canadian courts, IRIB reported. "
    One can only hope we are sending back some of the scum that sneaks in with the decent folk. http://www.delta-optimist.com/news/charged+with+f

  14. " a number of Muslims, especially Iranian nationals, have been deported under different pretexts, while Ottawa actively hinders Iranian nationals who want to seek justice through the Canadian courts, IRIB reported. "
    One can only hope we are sending back some of the scum that sneaks in with the decent folk. http://www.delta-optimist.com/news/charged+with+f

  15. Hummm…. have you even read the linked article? It's pretty obviously rubbish propaganda. There's a limit to always wanting to disagree with anyone who appears even remotely "conservative".

  16. Hummm…. have you even read the linked article? It's pretty obviously rubbish propaganda. There's a limit to always wanting to disagree with anyone who appears even remotely "conservative".

    • Yup, did.

      Our 'warnings' sound like rubbish to the people we label.

  17. Yup, did.

    Our 'warnings' sound like rubbish to the people we label.

  18. Afghanistan has issued a travel alert to its citizens contemplating a visit to Quebec Province in Canada, citing credible reports of widespread government corruption. "All non-essential travel should be seriously reconsidered," said the Afghan Foreign Office official, on the record. We can not report what was said off the record, but you should know that every journalist left the announcement US$150 poorer in order to return safely to the Kabul hotel.

  19. Also, Iranians visiting Canada are at severe risk of catching "the gay".

  20. Also, Iranians visiting Canada are at severe risk of catching "the gay".

  21. Ya, maybe if we kicked a few million dollars to Hezbollah we could regain the favour of the worlds terror-sponsors…. because that's what Canada wants.

  22. Ya, maybe if we kicked a few million dollars to Hezbollah we could regain the favour of the worlds terror-sponsors…. because that's what Canada wants.

  23. "Iranians warned not to come to Canada." Good. Let this sentiment spread thhroughout the muslim world.

  24. "Iranians warned not to come to Canada." Good. Let this sentiment spread thhroughout the muslim world.

    • hahahahaha!

  25. Ok, now you've officially jumped the shark.

  26. Ok, now you've officially jumped the shark.

  27. The masks are falling. Better wash that flag soon.

  28. The masks are falling. Better wash that flag soon.

  29. hahahahaha!

  30. Good!

    Stay home and leave us to our lives here – you will not be missed.

    Besides – when you land on our shores you would probably want asylum – we do not need another taxpayers burden

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