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Alan Simpson, the former Republican Senator from Wyoming whom President Obama chose to co-chair a deficit commission, was probably best known for ranting about how Social Security is “a milk cow with 310 million tits” (which, translated, means that old people should all have the good sense to be rich, like him). We thought that was his greatest speech, until yesterday. On Fox News to do his familiar routine about how not cutting Social Security will destroy the futures of America’s grandchildren, the 79 year-old Senator decided to talk about those grandchildren’s choices in music and fashion:

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Senator Simpson made no mention of whether or not he wore an onion on his belt or his opinion on Matlock, nor whether he changed his name from “Abraham J.”


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  1. Sigh…next thing he'll be telling us is that it's a 'series of tubes'.

    There comes a time….

  2. At least he still seems lucid enough to realise when he is about to go on a full scale "get off my lawn" rant and have people around him who will put a stop to it.

  3. It's all good …. CNN will still treat him like he's a fount of all wisdom and,even better,
    a colourful old coot. Couldn't be better.

    • I think you mean FOX.

      • Nope. Guess you don't watch CNN much. It's, well, kinda …. sad.

  4. "The Enema Man" LOL

    • There's a superhero I hope I never meet.

  5. Argh! If I knew this was a Neil Cavuto clip I'd have never hit play.

  6. You know the Mega Man people were running out of ideas for villains when they introduced 'Enema Man'.

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    LOL. It just occurred to me that what's happened there is that in his mind he's amalgamated Snoop Dogg and Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog into one entity. Mixing up Triumph with a famous rapper might also explain "Enema Man", given Triumph's preoccupation with pooping.

    I think perhaps the Senator doesn't really have a problem with hip hop so much as a profound loathing for crass hand puppets in the form of canines.

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