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Special Name This Dog Challenge

Scott Feschuk wants to name his dog, D’Brickashaw. Can you come up with something better?

We have a dog. What we do not have is a name for the dog, owing to an inability to achieve unanimity or even a majority among family members. Traditional names have been proposed. Offbeat names have been proposed. Verbs, adverbs, dance steps and Star Wars characters have been proposed. Most frustrating of all, each and every one of my football-inspired monikers has been shot down (“Come on,” I persist, “what exactly don’t you people like about ‘D’Brickashaw?’”)

Pertinent details:

Sex: Male

Colour: Brown

Personality: Hungry

Behaviour: Hungry

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First to propose the name we select gets something nice and boozy in the mail, like a good bottle of wine or Mel Gibson’s breath.

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