The Commons: A return to the natural order of things

The Liberals figure out why they’re called the opposition


091001_slide_commonsThe Scene. “Our responsibility is to provide an opposition and an alternative government for Parliament and for Canadians,” a wise leader of Her Majesty’s official opposition said some years ago. “What the government has to do, if it wants to govern for any length of time, is it must appeal primarily to the third parties in the House of Commons to get them to support it.”

And so it was that today, in its own particular and perhaps peculiar way, Parliament returned to its natural state.

“Mr. Speaker,” said Michael Ignatieff at the outset of Question Period, “in Canada we have a government that does not believe in government.”

So it was, of course, that the Liberal leader had, hours earlier, filed official notice of the official opposition’s lack of belief in the party that presently forms government. He did in nine words—”That this House has lost confidence in the government”—what no Liberal leader in more than two decades has dared do.

“Which does not protect the jobs of today,” Mr. Ignatieff continued, “which does not create the jobs of tomorrow, that does not protect the technology made in Canada, which does not protect the health of the most vulnerable and does not protect our health care system when it is attacked in the United States. When will this government admit that its ideology is to weaken the ability of the Government of Canada to protect Canadians?”

The Prime Minister stood then and reached for reasonableness.

“Mr. Speaker,” he said, proceeding with his usual routine of shrugs and pleading gestures, “the leader of the opposition is looking for a reason to call an election that nobody wants. It is clear that when one speaks, for example, about the unemployed of this country, the government acts. We know Bill C-50 is very important for the unemployed of this country. I encourage the leader of the opposition and his party to support this bill that provides significant benefits and increased benefits for the unemployed instead of voting for a costly and unnecessary election.”

Even here there was something approaching normalcy. The Prime Minister requesting permission to govern. Where a year ago it was the Prime Minister’s solemn duty to force the terrible burden of democracy upon the masses, now the onus lies apparently with Mr. Ignatieff. Where once Mr. Harper was compelled to mock the other side for supporting his agenda, now he can rightfully denounce them for opposing it.

“Mr. Speaker, Canadians deserve better. They want a government that reflects their values, values of caring and compassion,” Mr. Ignatieff responded. “They want a government that includes words like compromise, collaboration, cooperation and respect.  They want a government that unites Canadians, rather than divide.”

“Mr. Speaker, this country has a government,” the Prime Minister reported, “This country has just elected a government that acts on the economy. It needs an opposition with alternatives. I invite the leader of the opposition, if he really has alternatives, to present them in the House instead of triggering an election that nobody wants.”

Even in neckwear—Mr. Ignatieff’s red with diagonal white stripes, Mr. Harper’s red with diagonal blue stripes—the two now stood wholly opposed.

“Mr. Speaker,” Mr. Ignatieff came back, “Canadians want a government that will focus on their needs, give them hope and help them build for the future and yet we have a government—”

The Conservatives jumped to cheer. “Har-per! Har-per! Har-per!” they sang. Mr. Ignatieff smiled good naturedly. The Speaker called for order.

“Mr. Speaker,” he continued, “I am glad that side of the House is convinced of the proposition. We certainly are not.”

“Ohhh!” cried the Conservatives.

“This is a government that uses every opportunity to treat its adversaries as enemies, every opportunity to sow division for partisan gains and every opportunity to use public money to spread untruths,” Mr. Ignatieff went on. “How can Canadians continue to have confidence in that government?”

The Liberals stood to applaud this rhetorical effort.

“Mr. Speaker, again the leader of the opposition is flailing around trying to justify an election that nobody wants for a reason nobody understands on a policy that nobody has heard of,” the Prime Minister quipped in response, raising the ghost of last year’s Liberal leader.

The Conservatives dutifully laughed uproariously.

“This government has important measures before the House, tax measures to help the Canadian economy, to help homeowners and the population,” Mr. Harper continued. “It has important measures before the House to help the unemployed and help workers in this country. I would encourage the leader of the opposition and his party, rather than trying to create a needless and unnecessary election, to work with us on these policies or at least suggest some alternatives we can debate.”

The government deemed this worthy of a standing ovation.

The Liberals chose then to employ Ken Dryden, their great moralizer, a man capable of making even the shortest declarations seem epic. The Conservatives groaned loudly.

“Mr. Speaker, it is the worst recession in more than 70 years,” he reported. “At times like this, it does not matter where people live, what party represents them. They are Canadians, they need help, so government money goes where the need is greatest, except it has not. It has gone far more to Conservative ridings, far more.”

“Ohhh!” the Conservatives cried.

“Does a person, a Canadian living in a Liberal, Bloc or NDP riding suffer less by losing their jobs?” Mr. Dryden wondered. “Confidence? No. At a time like this, how could they?”

For this, the Conservatives turned to John Baird, their great satirist, a man capable of turning anything into something of credit to this government. On this occasion he was well-prepared, announcing his side’s intent to spend millions for the benefit of those in Mr. Dryden’s riding.

“Mr. Speaker,” Mr. Dryden shot back, “that is not the point.” And though it wasn’t, the Conservatives laughed and mocked.

There was some toing and froing then over various issues before the day reached its climax with the second query of Liberal Hedy Fry.

“Mr. Speaker, here is another embarrassing example of crass politics. The logo on the 2010 Canadian Olympic retail apparel was released today, and it bears a striking resemblance to the logo of a certain political party,” she began, coyly.

“Canada’s Olympic Games belong to all Canadians. While it is clear that the Conservative government’s multi-million dollar infrastructure campaign is crassly partisan, can the Prime Minister at least stop trying to politicize the Canadian Winter Olympics?”

Gary Lunn, the minister of state for sport, would have none of this. He had, he said, absolutely nothing to do with whatever Ms. Fry was talking about. And what, he wondered, did the Liberals have against the noble institutions—Tim Hortons, the Bay, those Olympic athletes we cheer and lament for a couple weeks every two years—of this proud country?

Perhaps they could not have predicted the specifics. But here, surely, is precisely what the founding fathers of our nation had in mind when they bestowed this House upon us.

The Stats. The economy, six questions. Employment, five questions. Taxation, four questions. Afghanistan, aerospace and government ethics, three questions each. Quebec, health care and academic freedom, two questions each. Forestry, the Olympics, the Philippines, the environment, seniors and francophones, one question each.

Stephen Harper and John Baird, six answers each. Jim Flaherty, five answers. Diane Finley, four answers. Tony Clement, three answers. Christian Paradis, Peter MacKay, Rona Ambrose, Leona Aglukkaq and Gary Goodyear, two answers each. Denis Lebel, Jason Kenney, Jim Prentice and Bev Oda, one answer each.


The Commons: A return to the natural order of things

  1. Let's list all the good things Ignatieff has done since he entered Canadian politics: …………….. ……………. hmmmmm. Okay, let's try something easier. Let's list his plan, policy and platform………. hmm.
    Okay, how about one of the three? ………..
    Well, at least he pushed for EI reforms

    • Three years and nine months. Not bad.
      Three years and nine months into Harper's political career and he hadn't even called for Alberta to be firewalled.

      • Three years and nine months, the length of time of Ignatieffs entire political career.

        • Wow.. and here I was worried someone might think I'd just picked that number at random. Thank goodness you're around, wilson.

        • As opposed to Harper who has never had an honest job in his life, a career politician to incompetant to be given any other job…

    • He has given us something we desperately needed: a viable alternative to the existing government. Before he arrived we had no real leader of the opposition. We had Dion who led a "party" with no real organisation, no finances tied to supporting Harper. Now the liberals have 100000+ members and finances sound enough to fight an election and a true leader of the opposition. Not bad for little more than 10 months of work. If I remember correctly it took Harper much longer to organise the Neocons but then he is much less tallented and leads a party notable for its lack of bright lights.

  2. "So it was, of course, that the Liberal leader had, hours earlier, filed official notice of the official opposition's lack of belief in the party that presently forms government. He did in nine words—”That this House has lost confidence in the government”—what no Liberal leader in more than two decades has dared do."

    I don't recall off hand whether the Libs actually introduced any non-confidence motions at the time, but the Libs did vote against the 2007 budget among other confidence matters prior to the 2007 prorogation.

    • —”That this House has lost confidence in the government”— wasn't that the wording of the motion that brought down the Martin government?

  3. Not to be trusted;
    Harper with his total immersion in extreme right wing Think Tanks, National Citizens Coalition, Manning and the Reform/Alliance dogma, Flanagan and his USA failed Republican Bush principals.
    One would have to admit that Harper is brain washed and has extreme right wing objectives.
    These objectives are what are called a hidden agenda. There is much to fear here,
    Harper should NEVER see a Majority Government.

    • Right wing objectives like lower taxes and less Government involvement .Are you against that Bill.If you haven't noticed the Conservatives with a minority Government ,have been the opposite of right wing lately.

  4. That was an awful QP for the oppo side.

  5. Bill W James.
    If PM Harper is extreme right wing to you I have but one question…What communist country are you writing from?
    The only hidden agenda in this country is now being reversed with the full knowledge of Canadian taxpayers, It was a socialist engineering scheme by your Liberal/socialists for the last forty yrs including stealing from us, misappropriating billions from EI, massive over immigration, centralizing power in Ottawa then using it to blackmail the Provinces.
    Hidden agenda eh, My whole life has been lived under a hidden agenda by radical socialists calling themselves Liberals and writing the rules of how I and every Canadian must live including the stupid politically correct crapola which is just lying to avoid facing real problems.
    Liberalism as practiced in Canada is a mental disorder.

    • Don't you miss Garry Moore?

    • Massive over immigration? You realize that our population is actually in decline, right?

  6. Sound like you will be moving to the Republican heartlands in the adjacent jurisdiction pretty soon then Durward…

  7. That was a lovely quote you found Mr. Wherry…I hope it finds its way into the Liberal election campaign

  8. Watched QP today, and thought Jack performed very well, almost serene in his new role, once again being relevant.
    Duceppe seemed to be…worried.

    • Relevant? Are you serious?

      Jack is again fooling himself into believing that they will make a difference to the EI charade of the CPC. Maybe you all should revisit the BS piece of legislation called the Clean Air Act?


      Maybe y'all can remind me…how are we doing on the environment file? Thanks Jack. And I have no doubt that his support of the CPC this time will be as equally as effective for the unemployed.

      Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on who…?

  9. So dear pundocracy, let me get this straight.

    In a minority parliament the Liberal opposition can't cooperate with the Conservative government, because its the opposition and cooperation is for wimps and losers. The government can't cooperate with the separatists, because that would mean they are traitors. Also, the NDP can't cooperate with the government because that would by hypocritical. Oh, and an election would be a horrible outcome, because nobody wants an election.

    Thanks for the narrative, jerks.

    • I'm normally skeptical about posts that decry media "narratives", but in this case you have a point.

      Many journalists and pundits

      The notion that Opposition parties in a minority government can't effectively "oppose" without trying to bring down the Government all the time is

    • I'm normally skeptical about posts that decry media "narratives", but in this case you have a point.

  10. Iggy is a disaster

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