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Top 10 list from the home office in David Letterman’s pants…


 

Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Letterman’s Affairs:

10. Needed drumroll to finish.

9. Craig Ferguson contractually obligated to go next.

8. Encounters only happened after shows on which Richard Simmons guested.

7. Afterward, bedroom littered with cue cards reading, “Oooooooo. Yes. YES!!

6. Brought Biff Henderson along to keep things moving.

5. Three words: wore Conan wig.

4. Kept asking girl if she’d stick around while he brought out Marv Albert.

3. That Learning Annex course on being Bill Clinton’s wingman wasn’t going to complete itself.

2. Staffers’ alluring curves reminded him of a young Bud Melman.

And the No. 1 little-known fact about Letterman’s affairs:

It was either that or watch Leno, so…


 

Top 10 list from the home office in David Letterman’s pants…

  1. Nasty. (But somehow I bet Letterman would laugh if he read it.)

    • These are good.

      Another one I heard…

      …Let's you keep the Palin wig and glasses

    • agree. why no to laugh- @ everything and anything.

  2. Got the idea from Bob Barker.

  3. Not really on topic, but still…….the following is still my favourite Top Ten list of all time. It comes from the days of Ralph Klein, and Bill 11, which proposed some changes to the health care system in Alberta.

    Top Ten Signs That Bill 11 Might Not be Such a Good Idea

    #10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.

    #9. Directions to your doctor's office include "take a left when you enter the trailer park".

    #8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

  4. Not really on topic, but still…….the following is still my favourite Top Ten list of all time. It comes from the days of Ralph Klein, and Bill 11, which proposed some changes to the health care system in Alberta.

    Top Ten Signs That Bill 11 Might Not be Such a Good Idea

    #10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.

    #9. Directions to your doctor's office include "take a left when you enter the trailer park".

    #8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

    #7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter

    #6. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day".

    #5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

    #4. The patient is responsible for 200%* of out-of-network charges.
    *This is not a typo.

    #3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

    #2. Before Bill 11, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "m"s on them.

    #1. You ask for Viagra and you get a popsicle stick and some duct tape.

  5. funny indeed….

  6. All were consenting adults. The guilty one was the extortionist. Good for you Dave for doing what was right. Life and love are about forgiveness.

    • They were likely consenting adults, some of whom may well have had husbands. However in the entertainment business where connections and favours mean the difference between success and failure, the fact that these women were employed by Letterman is reminiscent of the old casting couch of bygone days. Or is it?

  7. Next – Madonna?
    After A-Rod — maybe D-Rod
    Should make for some interesting monologues!

    • nea, next- polansky- let hear his side- don't know whether it would be interesting- but gross

  8. I hope Letterman's example sets the tne for celebrities caught in a "sex scandal" (even though I don't think this rates as one). In any event: COME CLEAN! The story is now all but over…

  9. Gee cant we get enough of Letterman being Letterman? My imagination needs re-tweaking after trying to imagine David Letterman glasses half off, hair mussed up, pants around ankles ….Stanfields too-lol, and some hottie stenogrpaher chic, ah ne-ermind-lol

  10. If it was OK for his friend, Bill Clinton, it's good enough for Dave.

  11. Monica, given that Letterman was employing them I wouldn't consider it a straightforward situation of "consenting adults." Moreover, Letterman's married and has a kid and his wife didn't consent to him having affairs. This is seriously screwed up of him.

  12. Top 10 list from the home office in David Letterman's pants…

    Thanks for sharing