In his role as an executive with Green Power Generation, he once shot a man in Texas just to watch him biodegrade.
Borrowed Jason Kenney’s pen – never returned it.
Also made improper use of Stockwell Day’s Parliamentary office, but only by having sex in it.
Grasped the theoretical concept of using one’s connections with officials in positions of authority to obtain preferential treatment, but evidently wasn’t any good at actually getting the preferential treatment.
Only lasting legacy as a member of the Conservative caucus was successful introduction and enforcement of “No Fat Chicks” rule.
Also used wife’s office to run a bookie operation, a prostitution ring and a nicely successful Avon franchise thank you very much.
That daily 3 p.m. business meeting he kept talking about? General Hospital.
Second runner-up, Miss Huronia Pageant, 1992.
Those busty hookers weren’t his – he was just keeping them for a friend.
For two years, there wasn’t a male Conservative in Ottawa who could take a leak in Centre Block without Rahim sidling up next to them and saying: “Close your eyes and picture our glorious green energy future!”