What is happening in this photograph?
a) Mother Nature herself is delicately placing a wounded turtle dove into a thick thatch of protective hair extensions.
b) A first look at the Fox network’s “reimagining” of Cagney & Lacey.
c) It appears to be snowing in my bedroom.
d) Rare intersection of two popular male fantasies: “naked lady” and “finding some way to make social activism not boring.”
Actual answer: Australian Penthouse Pet of Year Kobe Kaige gets her hair done during a photo shoot for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
Better answer: “A dingo stole my babydoll!”