If I wasn’t going to be spending the next four years of my life at the University of Waterloo, and therefore didn’t care about alienating my fellow students, then I’d be making fun of the, “Secret Science Dance,” right now. It’s an activity that all students in the Science department are apparently supposed to participate in during Orientation Week. I’d also probably point out that it’s Arts students- not Science students- who live for any excuse to do an interpretive dance.
But since I do have to worry about politics and everything, I’m not going to make fun of it. Or say how relieved I am that I have a legitimate reason to miss Orientation Week.
I’ll be spending all week, September 1st to September 6th, peeling off my eyelids with a broken DVD case.
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