It’s official, the world is going to end.
A sure sign of the coming apocalypse, the University of Toronto Varsity Blues football team won a football game.
Let me repeat that for those of you that are thinking of a more plausible scenario; that the words of this post got jumbled as they travelled the series of tubes:
YES, UTORONTO WON A FOOTBALL GAME!
If I were at York University, I’d be worried; it’s entirely possible that your team could lose to the undefeated Varsity Blues.
(Now that’s a phrase I never thought I’d be able to type.)
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