Beware the Gay Canadian Mafia

A gay magazine outs the devious Canadians taking over New York City

Memo to anxious and jobless Manhttan media types: beware the Gay Canadian Mafia. The GCM will move to NYC, take over your plum six-figure job and your now-unaffordable SoHo loft, all the while acting politely and modestly. The evidence: according to a recent article in Next magazine, a surprising number of homosexual Canadians have managed to retain their jobs while their straight American colleagues are being chucked over the side. “A loosely organized network of gay Canadian men [is] quietly conspiring to take over New York,” it ominously warns. “It must be.”