"Don't attack my dog or you might get shot ... if you're a coyote"

Texas governor shoots coyote while on a jog

Rick Perry, the governor of Texas is armed and dangerous—at least to varmints. The Republican, who is currently running for re-election, yesterday revealed that he shot and killed a coyote during a morning jog in Feb. Perry, it turns out, never goes anywhere without his .380 Ruger with a laser sight. When the coyote made the mistake of menacing his Labrador puppy, the governor whipped it out and shot him dead. One question: does he have a spandex holster?

Associated Press

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