I could never bring myself to make light of Canadian royalty, so I’ll leave it up to these guys to do it for me. The above video is at once a screamingly funny and freakishly accurate take on Justin Trudeau’s unspeakable self-indulgence currently eating bandwidth on his campaign website (fils de Pierre is running in Papineau).
Memo to the Prenez garde aux chiens guys: You owe me a coffee, because I spat most of mine all over the desk when I saw this. And I drink the nice stuff. Like Trudeau, probably.