Like a horrific vision of everything B.C. shouldn’t be, the cast for the Real Housewives of Vancouver was revealed Tuesday, sparking interest online and depressing those few souls still foolish enough to believe in the decency of the human race. Seriously, this looks terrible—like sad about the world and where it’s going terrible, not just this will be awful TV terrible. And I say that as a guy who watched every episode of the first two seasons of the Jersey Shore. Honestly, I don’t even know why I’m bringing it to your attention, readers. But there it is. If you’re interested in the lives of “free spirited fashionistas” or “luxury toy aficionados” I wish you the best. For my part, I’ll be curled up in a corner at the Macleans.ca headquarters, softly weeping to myself about what we’ve let ourselves become.