Also, I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to use my soul as a trading chit during working hours

Unlike the mysterious – and relentless – CAITI-ites, I don’t have $10,000 to offer in exchange for a copy of the infamous Conservative Commons committee enchaosification manual, but I may as well throw myself on the mercy of Don Martin’s source, just in case he or she is in a selfless mood: Won’t you please consider cc’ing it to ITQ as well? 

I mean, it’s not like I  can pay you – see above re: not having thousands of dollars on hand, and also, I’m pretty sure that runs contrary to proper journalistic ethics – but I did sit through hours and hours of the ensuing antics, and even chronicled the highlights and lowlights for future generations.  

Surely, if anyone deserves a peek at the document responsible for generating so much material, it’s ITQ, so if you feel like sharing, won’t you please consider adding us to the brown envelope distribution list?