Driving while unbelievably lucky

Rahim Jaffer: arrested on charges of speeding, driving drunk, and possession of cocaine. Sentenced to … a $500 fine?

OBLIGATORY TWITTER LINES: Next time I’m hiring his lawyer… So much for tough on crime… The cocaine probably cost more than that… He’s suffered enough — he’s married to Helena… etc etc

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