Flash bulletin: Car-parts plants to be reserved for making car parts on Tuesday - Macleans.ca

Flash bulletin: Car-parts plants to be reserved for making car parts on Tuesday

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“We have grown-ups running the budget process,” a Senior Anonymous Source tells the Globe. “There will be no juvenile political games.” You mean like anonymously leaking your strategy instead of executing it? Well, there’ll be no other juvenile political games.

In other news: Hey everyone, this week’s meeting of the Guy Giorno fan club had to be cancelled. Somebody’s using our phone booth to make a call.