The American-

Few object to the way alcoholic beverages are sold in Ontario more than I do, as pretty much anyone who knows me can attest. From the endless queues to the clueless staff to the pitiful selection to the price, there’s very little that goes on at the LCBO and The American-, Belgian- and Japanese-Owned Beer Store (as I now call it, at the Toronto Star‘s suggestion) that hasn’t gotten me angry at some point or another. But I can honestly claim never to have been enraged by the simple question, “Do you have Air Miles?”