three musketeers
‘The Three Musketeers 3D’ wants to be Pirates of the Parisians
A classic gets dumbed down and tarted up, with Milla Jovovich as a ninja sexpot, Orlando Bloom in a pompadour, and D’Artagnan as a Beverly Hills teen
The Three Musketeers go sci-fi
Remaking Dumas’s story is a tradition, though the novel isn’t exactly a masterpiece